Erotic Bakery Phoenix creates custom adult cakes for bachelorette parties, birthdays, and unforgettable celebrations. Bold designs, premium flavors, and discreet delivery across the Phoenix Valley.
Welcome to Erotic Bakery Phoenix, Arizona’s top destination for custom adult-themed cakes that are as bold and unforgettable as the events they’re made for. Whether you’re planning a spicy bachelorette party, a cheeky birthday bash, or just want to make your guests blush (and laugh), we’re here to bring your wildest dessert fantasies to life.
We’re not your average bakery—and we’re proud of that. Our mission is to turn cake into a statement, a conversation starter, and a centerpiece your guests will remember long after the last slice.
Based in the heart of Phoenix, we serve clients all across the Valley—from Scottsdale to Tempe, Glendale to Chandler—delivering handcrafted cakes that push the boundaries of creativity. Our team of talented decorators and pastry artists works with you to turn your idea into a one-of-a-kind creation that’s delicious, daring, and totally unforgettable.
Whether you’re envisioning something sexy and elegant or full-on outrageous, we’ll match your vibe and make it edible.
At Erotic Bakery Phoenix, we believe every outrageous, custom cake should arrive fresh, flawless, and exactly when you need it. That’s why we offer reliable, discreet, and professional delivery services throughout Phoenix and across the Greater Phoenix Metro Area.
We know that privacy is key. Every cake is packaged in plain, unbranded boxes to protect your surprise—and your reputation! Whether you’re ordering a cheeky bachelorette cake or a fully sculpted showpiece, we guarantee confidential handling from start to finish.
Whether you’re downtown, out in the East Valley, or hosting a desert getaway—we’ll deliver:
Phoenix
Scottsdale
Tempe
Mesa
Chandler
Glendale
Peoria
Gilbert
Surprise
Goodyear
And more!
From rooftop parties in Downtown Phoenix to poolside events in Paradise Valley, your cake will arrive fresh, on time, and ready to wow your guests.
We go beyond Downtown! Our trusted local delivery team ensures discreet, reliable service throughout:
Scottsdale
Tempe
Mesa
Chandler
Glendale
Peoria
Paradise Valley
Goodyear
And dozens of other Phoenix metro cities and neighborhoods.
Whether you’re throwing a wild bachelorette party in Old Town Scottsdale or planning a cheeky birthday in Chandler, we’ll bring your boldest cake ideas right to your doorstep—sealed, secure, and party-ready.
Need it now? We offer same-day delivery on select cakes within Phoenix and nearby areas. For custom sculpted designs, you can schedule your delivery ahead of time to perfectly align with your event timeline.
Each cake is baked to order, artistically crafted, and transported with temperature control and internal support, so it arrives just as gorgeous (and naughty) as when it left our kitchen. No melted frosting. No crushed surprises. Just edible perfection.
From tasteful nudes to anatomically correct cakes and hilarious novelty shapes, nothing is too bold—or too basic—for us to bake. We love a creative challenge.
Every cake is made to order, using high-quality ingredients. Flavors range from rich chocolate to red velvet, lemon, vanilla bean, and more. Because naughty should still taste nice.
We get it—these cakes aren’t for just anyone. That’s why we offer private pickups and discreet delivery so your surprise stays a surprise.
We’re a woman-owned small business rooted in Phoenix. Our work reflects the fun, open-minded, and playful culture of the desert city we love.
From sexy to silly, subtle to seriously explicit, our cakes are handcrafted to match your party’s mood, energy, and sense of humor. Whether you’re planning a girls’ night out, a wild bachelorette weekend, or just want something no one will forget, we’ve got a cake for that.
EXCELLENT Based on 55 reviews Shubhi Chauhan2025-07-09Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. We ordered a boob cake for a friend's bachelor party, and James absolutely nailed it! He understood exactly what we were looking for and, despite the last-minute request, delivered it right on time. The cake looked amazing and was a total hit. Highly recommend his work! Amador Leon2025-03-24Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I ordered a funny SpongeBob cake and was beyond impressed! It looked absolutely awesome and captured all the fun details perfectly. The process was super easy from start to finish, and the cake tasted amazing too—moist, flavorful, and a big hit with everyone. Highly recommend! John Hynes2025-01-29Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Incredible Experience with James and Phoenix Erotic Cakes Bakery- I was looking for a funny erotic cake to thank my physician. I called, and James was my initial contact, and constant contact through the process. He guided me with recommendations, answered all of my questions, and was very up front with pricing and delivery options. The cake was delivered, and was even better and more creative than I expected. I will most DEFINITELY be contacting them again Christopher Mcelrath2025-01-14Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. James was great and very easy to work with. He hit every detail and kept me up to date with the delivery. No complaints on the detail or taste of the cake. Elijah Lopez2024-11-11Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Awsome cake to deliver on such short notice went above and beyond service was great will be buying again Joshua Alster2024-06-10Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I called last minute needing a cake in yhe hope they could help me out for my dad's birthday and by golly did they deliver! I placed the order at 1130am and had a cake delivered by 5pm! Everyone loved the cake that was made and expressed "excessive" joy over it. Highly recommend!!!! Brandy Torrez2024-06-10Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Review for James Bakery in Phoenix, Arizona I recently had the pleasure of ordering an erotic birthday cake from James Bakery for a friend’s party. With very short notice, I reached out to James, and he was incredibly accommodating and helpful in finding the perfect cake for the occasion. James was efficient, easy to work with, and exuded a level of confidence that significantly reduced my stress about the party planning. He promised the cake would be ready on time, and he delivered exactly as promised, right on schedule. If you need a cake that goes beyond the ordinary and ventures into the extraordinary, James Bakery is a must-have. James' willingness to create unique and daring designs sets his bakery apart from the rest. Highly recommended – 10 stars plus! Jessica Dunn2024-03-27Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Last minute cake order momma k obsessed with swains cake arrived 24 hrs after placing the order of a pineapple upside down cake. This is what we got... 👀😲... Let me say the baker knows what they r doing wasn't overwhelming sweet 🤢🤮 perfectly balanced 10/10 💯 Jacob Stawicki2024-03-20Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. The cake was exactly how I had pictured and tasted better than I could’ve imagined. James helped me walk through everything and made it really easy to bring my vision to life! I couldn’t be more grateful! It was a huge hit for ny birthday! Mike Spasev2024-03-20Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Honestly the ordering process seemed a little shady in the moment but everything came out great. Would recommend.Verified by TrustindexTrustindex verified badge is the Universal Symbol of Trust. Only the greatest companies can get the verified badge who has a review score above 4.5, based on customer reviews over the past 12 months. Read more
Life’s too short for boring cake. From bachelorette parties to outrageous birthdays, we’re here to turn your boldest ideas into edible art. Discreet, delicious, and handcrafted right here in Phoenix, Arizona.